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Karen & LindaNetherlands · Fjords · Britain

28 days · July 23 – August 19, 2026 · Two Norwegian fjords cruises aboard the ms Rotterdam, bookended by Dutch canal towns and a grand loop through Cornwall, Wales, and Windsor.
Netherlands Fjords · Cruise 1 Fjords · Cruise 2 Rotterdam UK Mainland
✈️ Flights · At a Glance
Karen out · Jul 23 · DL 5774 CMH→DTW 2:07–3:20pm · DL 132 DTW→AMS 4:40pm → 6:00am+1 · conf H3SRI8
Linda out · Jul 23 · KL 616 / DL 9219 PDX→AMS 1:05pm → 7:40am+1 · seat 22G · conf H23FWY
Karen home · Aug 19 · VS 153 / DL 5922 LHR→JFK 3:50–6:35pm · DL 5658 JFK→CMH 8:30–10:35pm · H3SRI8
Linda home · Aug 19 · DL 21 LHR→SEA 5:45–7:55pm · DL 4472 SEA→PDX 10:50–11:54pm · H23FWY
🏨 Hotels & Confirmations
Hotel Dordrecht · Jul 24–26 · Classic Room · €296 [$320] · pay on arrival
Rotterdam Marriott · Aug 9–11 · Superior Twin, Accessible · pay on arrival · XXXXX9247
The Chapter House, Salisbury · Aug 11–12 · Premium Twin, breakfast incl.
The Old School Hotel, Port Isaac · Aug 12–14 · WTB1A36584 · 01208 880721
Bron Eifion, Criccieth · Aug 14–15 · DBM91497783870657 · 01766 522 385
The Castle Hotel, Conwy · Aug 15–18 · DBM78897108267232 · 01492 582800
The Castle Hotel Windsor · Aug 18–19 · 29258B0140223 · 01753 851577
🚆 Transport & Timed Tickets
Blacklane transfer · Jul 24 · Schiphol → Dordrecht (Gouda stop) · booking 835049778
ms Rotterdam · Cruise 1 Jul 26–Aug 2 · Cabin 8129 (Verandah) · Cruise 2 Aug 2–9 · Cabin 1094
Eurostar · Aug 11 · Rotterdam C → London St Pancras 7:28–10:27am · Coach 14
Hertz · Aug 11–19 · Mercedes GLA · pickup St Pancras · return LHR
Hampton Court · Aug 11 · DVOAIYISGBTCZ
Stonehenge · Aug 12 · timed entry 10:30am
Tintagel · Aug 13 · timed entry 11:00am
Portmeirion · Aug 14 · timed entry 2:00pm
Phase 01 · Jul 23–26
The Netherlands
Fly overnight, land in Amsterdam, and settle into Dordrecht — the oldest city in Holland — for two easy canal-side days before the ship.
Thu · Jul 23Travel DayToday
2:07
PM ET
Karen
Columbus → Detroit → Amsterdam
DL 5774 to Detroit (arrive 3:20pm, 80-minute connection), then DL 132 at 4:40pm — an A350 overnight direct to Amsterdam.
1:05
PM PT
Linda
Portland → Amsterdam nonstop
KL 616 on the 787-10, seat 22G. Rest on the flight — tomorrow starts gently, and the driver waits as long as needed.
Fri · Jul 24Arrival · Gouda · DordrechtToday
AM
Land
Land at Schiphol — Karen 6:00am, Linda 7:40am
Collect bags, meet up, then find de Koffiesalon on Schiphol Plaza (ground floor near arrivals). The Blacklane driver meets there with a name sign — flights are tracked automatically, so delays are handled without a call.
Blacklane · booking 835049778 · private car, door to door
~10
AM
En Route Stop
Gouda — 45 minutes on the Markt
The Thursday cheese market won't be running, but the square is the draw anyway: the 15th-century Gothic Town Hall, De Waag weigh house, and a warm stroopwafel from Kamphuisen — Gouda invented them, and fresh off the iron they're extraordinary (€2–3 [$3]). Everything sits within a flat, compact square.
12:00
PM
Arrive Hotel Dordrecht — check bags, easy afternoon
Ask about early check-in (driver can request on arrival); otherwise bags at the desk and lunch at a waterfront café. Later, a gentle stroll along the historic harbor — medieval canal houses, the Grote Kerk from outside — with plenty of café stops. Dinner ~7pm at De Strooper or a riverside spot, then an early night. Jet lag is real; let it win tonight.
Hotel Dordrecht · pay on arrival · card ready at check-in
Sat · Jul 25DordrechtToday
10:00
AM
Dordrechts Museum
Dutch Golden Age art · a leisurely 1.5 hours · walkable from the hotel
Aelbert Cuyp's luminous river landscapes and Dutch Baroque in a museum that's rewarding without being overwhelming.
€12.50 [$14] · open 10am–6pm
12:30
PM
Restaurant TBD
Lunch with Robert's mother
In Dordrecht — confirm the restaurant with Robert before the trip and pencil it in here.
PM
Free
Free afternoon · pack for the ship
Canal walk, café, or rest at the hotel. This evening, set aside cruise essentials: valuables, medications, and toiletries go in the carry-on — checked bags may not reach the cabin until late tomorrow. Light dinner ~7pm in town or at the hotel.
Sun · Jul 26Embarkation 🚢Today
HAL Check-in Schedule 10:30am check-in begins · 11:00am boarding begins · 11:30am Decks 7 & 8 window (your deck) · 1:30pm all guests must be in the terminal.
10:00
AM
Check out of Hotel Dordrecht → Rotterdam port
A short 20-minute drive to Wilhelminakade. Aim to arrive 10:30–11:00am, ready for the Deck 8 check-in window at 11:30.
Port · Wilhelminakade, Rotterdam · ms Rotterdam · Cabin 8129, Verandah
PM
Aboard
Settle in, explore, safety briefing
Find the cabin, wander the ship, lunch aboard. Watch the safety video in the cabin when prompted, then report to the muster station printed on your key card — quick and painless, no full-ship drill anymore.
7:00
PM
Sail-away party → dinner in the main dining room
Champagne and music on deck as the ship pulls out, dinner at 8pm (casual dress), then back to the cabin by 10 — the fjords come early.
Phase 02 · Jul 26 – Aug 2 · ms Rotterdam · Cabin 8129
Norwegian Fjords · Cruise 1
Rotterdam → Haugesund → Molde → Olden → Stavanger → Rotterdam. Cool days (59–64°F), warm layers, and the best scenery often comes to the ship — sail-ins and sail-outs are events in themselves.
Mon · Jul 27At SeaToday
All
Day
Sea Day
North Sea crossing — the ship is the destination
No alarm clocks. Pools, spa, the library with ocean views, and the day's program delivered to the cabin. Worth doing today: stop by the Shore Excursion desk — the Troll Car (Olden) and Lysefjord cruise (Stavanger) aren't booked yet and the Troll Car fills fast — then book a spa treatment and catch a Norway enrichment lecture.
Tue · Jul 28Haugesund, NorwayToday
10:00
AM
Independent
Tender ashore — Norway's birthplace
A real working harbor town, refreshingly untouristy. Visit Haraldshaugen, the national monument to Harald Fairhair who unified Norway — a short taxi (€9–11 [$10–12]) or an easy 15–20 minute walk from the harbor, with sea views the whole way.
Tender ~15 min · go early or mid-afternoon to skip queues · note last-tender time at the gangway
1:00
PM
Seafood lunch on Smedasundet
Fish soup or the local catch at a harborside café (€11–16 [$12–18]), then a slow waterfront browse before tendering back. Dinner aboard; evening on deck watching the coast slide by.
Wed · Jul 29Molde, NorwayToday
9:30
AM
City of Roses
Romsdal Open-Air Museum by taxi
Ten minutes from the harbor (€10–15 [$11–17] each way): traditional turf-roofed farmhouses, folk crafts, and regional history — genuinely educational, never touristy. Take it at a relaxed pace, 2.5–3 hours.
Backup taxi · Molde Taxi +47 71 20 10 00 · going independently saves €35–50/person vs the ship tour
1:00
PM
Harborside lunch + the Victorian promenade
Fresh fish soup and local bread (€9–14 [$10–15]), then a flat, gentle promenade stroll with the mountain panorama behind the town before returning to the ship.
Thu · Jul 30Olden, NorwayToday
Recommended · Book Onboard · The One to Protect
Briksdal Glacier by Troll Car
The open-sided Troll Car carries you up the glacier valley and drops you near the face of Briksdal Glacier — waterfalls, cliffs, and blue ice without the trek. The most spectacular half-day of Cruise 1. Mist or drizzle is normal here and doesn't dim it one bit; waterproof jacket on, camera out.
~3½ hrs · $169.95/person · not yet booked — capacity is limited and it can waitlist, so if you want it, book at the Shore Excursion desk on day one
PM
Ship
Afternoon aboard — the fjord does the work
Olden village itself is tiny (one café, very pretty, 20 minutes if you're curious). The sail-in and sail-out through the fjord are the real show — deck chairs, blankets, hot drinks.
Fri · Jul 31Stavanger, NorwayToday
Recommended · Book Onboard
Lysefjord & Pulpit Rock Cruise
A comfortable boat threads the Stavanger archipelago into Lysefjord, past island holiday homes and sheer granite walls, with Pulpit Rock towering 1,900 feet overhead — all the drama of the famous hike, seen the civilized way, from a seat on the water.
~3 hrs · departures 9:30am / 10:00am / noon · $229.95/person · not yet booked — reserve at the Shore Excursion desk if it appeals
PM
Ashore
Gamle Stavanger + lunch on the harbor
The old town's white timber houses and cobbled lanes are free, flat, and lovely — 30–45 unhurried minutes. Lunch of fish & chips or fresh crab on the wharf (€11–16 [$12–18]). If energy allows, the Norwegian Petroleum Museum (€18 [$20]) is a surprisingly great hour — buy tickets at the door.
Sat · Aug 1At SeaToday
All
Day
Sea Day
Cruising home to Rotterdam
Spa, a show, an enrichment talk, a long lunch. Tonight, do most of the packing — tomorrow is a cabin change (8129 → 1094) during the Rotterdam turnaround, and confirming the bag transfer with Guest Services this evening makes the morning effortless.
Sun · Aug 2Rotterdam TurnaroundToday
AM
Port
Cabin change day — pack, hand over, then an optional city morning
You move from 8129 to Cabin 1094 today. Pack everything before breakfast; as back-to-back guests, the stewards transfer your bags to the new cabin — confirm the handoff with Guest Services the night before, and keep documents and medications with you. Then the day is free. If a shore morning appeals: tram 25 from Wilhelminaplein to Blaak lands you at the Markthal — 100+ food stalls under a painted arch, ideal grazing lunch — with the tilted Cube Houses next door for photos. Back aboard by 2:30pm. Staying on the quiet, half-empty ship is an equally good choice.
6:00
PM
Sail-away #2 — Cruise 2 begins
Second champagne send-off from the same deck. This round heads for Oslo, Kristiansand, Stavanger, and the far end of Norway's longest fjord.
Phase 03 · Aug 2–9 · ms Rotterdam · Cabin 1094
Norwegian Fjords · Cruise 2
Rotterdam → Oslo → Kristiansand → Stavanger → Skjolden → Rotterdam. Slightly warmer (61–66°F), typically clearer skies — and this sailing carries a per-person shore excursion credit, so use it.
Mon · Aug 3At SeaToday
All
Day
Sea Day
Skagerrak crossing toward Oslo
A proper rest day. One useful errand: the Shore Excursion desk — Easy Oslo and the Urnes tour aren't booked yet, and this sailing carries a per-person excursion credit that should cover much of the cost. Decide, book, done.
6:00
PM
Reserved
Dinner at the French restaurant
Table for two at 6:00pm at the ship's French dining room (Rudi's Sel de Mer). Confirm the reservation in the onboard itinerary / Navigator app once aboard.
Tue · Aug 4Oslo, NorwayToday
Recommended · Book Onboard · Early Start
Easy Oslo — the capital by motorcoach
A seated sweep of Norway's capital: Akershus Fortress, Parliament, the Royal Palace, the National Theatre, and the Nobel Institute glide past the windows with a guide narrating. All the city, none of the trudging.
~3 hrs · departs 8:00am sharp · $109.95/person · not yet booked — the excursion credit applies · ship docks at the quay, no tender today
PM
Free
Optional afternoon add-on
If the coach leaves you wanting more: the Opera House is 10 minutes from the ship (walking its marble roof is free), or amble Karl Johans Gate toward the palace with a café stop. Otherwise, the deck with a book is a fine answer.
Wed · Aug 5Kristiansand, NorwayToday
10:00
AM
Gentlest Port
Posebyen old town + Bystranda beach stroll
The warmest, most relaxed port of the whole cruise (often 64–68°F). White 18th-century wooden houses in Posebyen, a harborside seafood lunch (€11–16 [$12–18]), and an ice-cream walk along sandy Bystranda. Back aboard by early afternoon for pool or spa.
Tender ~10–15 min · everything flat and compact
Thu · Aug 6Stavanger · Return VisitToday
All
Easy
Recovery Day
Been there, loved it — treat today as a bonus sea day
You saw Stavanger's best on Cruise 1. Either skip ashore entirely (pool, spa, lecture) or take a short late-morning wander through Gamle Stavanger and be back for lunch. Save the energy for Skjolden tomorrow — its excursion leaves at 7:30am.
Fri · Aug 7Skjolden, NorwayToday
Recommended · Book Onboard · The Cruise's Crown Jewel
Urnes Stave Church & Working Shipyard
At the end of Norway's longest fjord: Urnes Stave Church, built in 1130, the oldest and most richly carved of Norway's 28 surviving stave churches and its only UNESCO-listed one, perched over Lustrafjord. Then the Ornes Shipyard, where Viking-era woodcraft is still practiced. Remote, quiet, unforgettable.
~3½ hrs · departs 7:30am — set an alarm · $199.95/person · not yet booked — remote port, small groups; reserve early onboard if you want it
PM
Ship
Sail-out through Sognefjord
Skjolden village is a 20-minute stroll if you want to stretch. Otherwise: deck, blanket, and the mountains closing in behind the ship as it threads back down the fjord — one of the trip's finest hours.
Sat · Aug 8At Sea · FinalToday
All
Day
Sea Day
Last day aboard — enjoy it, then pack smart
Final show, final long lunch, farewell dinner. Bags go outside the cabin door tonight if using HAL's luggage service; keep a day bag with documents, medications, and tomorrow's clothes.
Phase 04 · Aug 9–11
Rotterdam Interlude
Two nights of bold modern architecture, market food, and an Amsterdam day with friends — then the Eurostar to Britain.
Sun · Aug 9Disembark · MarriottToday
8:00
AM
Disembark → drop bags at the Rotterdam Marriott
Collect luggage, leave the ship by mid-morning, and hand bags to the Marriott bell desk (Weena 686 — fine before check-in). Room is a Superior Twin with roll-in shower; check-in from 3pm, pay on arrival.
11:00
AM
Markthal graze + Cube Houses + Erasmus Bridge
A gentle city loop, all short walks: lunch among the Markthal stalls, the yellow Cube Houses next door, and the swan-necked Erasmusbrug for the skyline. Rest at the hotel after check-in.
7:00
PM
Dinner on Witte de Withstraat
Rotterdam's liveliest street — art galleries and restaurants of every kind, 15 minutes from the hotel (€15–25 [$16–27] mains). Early-ish night; friends tomorrow.
Mon · Aug 10Amsterdam · Andy & JessicaToday
Confirm timing Lunch or dinner — confirm with Andy & Jessica which works, plus the restaurant. The plan below assumes lunch; for dinner, shift the same train pattern later.
10:00
AM
Intercity train to Amsterdam
Rotterdam Centraal is 5 minutes from the Marriott; direct trains every 15 minutes, ~70 minutes, €17 [$19] each way (NS machines or NS.nl). No parking, no traffic — the easy way.
12:00
PM
Long lunch with Andy & Jessica
Afterward, an unhurried canal walk — the Jordaan's quiet streets and bridges reward slow wandering, with café stops built in.
5:00
PM
Train back → pack for the Eurostar
Light dinner near the hotel and bags fully packed tonight — tomorrow is a 5:30am checkout for the 7:28 Eurostar. Early bed, no exceptions.
Phase 05 · Aug 11–19 · Hertz Mercedes GLA
UK Mainland
London → Salisbury → Cornwall → Wales → Windsor. Palaces, stone circles, sea-cliff castles, and the four great fortresses of Edward I — driving on the left, automatic, satnav on.
Tue · Aug 11Eurostar · Hampton CourtToday
7:28
AM
Booked
Eurostar → London St Pancras
Checkout 5:30am, 5-minute walk to Rotterdam Centraal, Coach 14. Arrive St Pancras 10:27am — clocks go back one hour crossing to the UK. Eurostar Plus allows two large bags plus carry-on each.
11:00
AM
Hertz pickup at St Pancras → drive to Hampton Court
Mercedes GLA, automatic. Bring passports for the ID check. ~45 minutes southwest to the palace.
1:00
PM
Conf DVOAIYISGBTCZ
Hampton Court Palace
Henry VIII's great palace: the Tudor kitchens, the Great Hall, the famous maze and gardens. 1.5–2 hours at a comfortable pace, benches throughout the gardens.
3:45
PM
Drive to Salisbury → The Chapter House
~1.5 hours. Check in, rest at 6, dinner at 7. Breakfast is included tomorrow.
Wed · Aug 12Stonehenge → CornwallToday
Timed ticket · 10:30am Stonehenge entry booked for 10:30am. Be at the visitor centre by 10:15. Satnav SP4 7DE; parking free with the ticket.
9:00
AM
Salisbury Cathedral — Magna Carta & Britain's tallest spire
45 minutes for one of England's finest Gothic cathedrals: the best-preserved original 1215 Magna Carta, the medieval clock, the 404-foot spire. £8 [~€9 / $10]. Checkout at 10, then 15 minutes north.
10:30
AM
Timed Entry
Stonehenge
Shuttle bus from the visitor centre to the stones (~10 min, runs constantly), then the level perimeter path around the circle. Free audio guide via the English Heritage app — download it before arriving. Best photos from the northwest side. Allow ~90 minutes plus a quick look at the exhibition.
12:15
PM
West on the A303 → lunch in Launceston
Stonehenge sits right on the road to Cornwall — no backtracking, and the stones are visible from the car as you pass. Launceston (~2 hours on) is the last proper town before Port Isaac: pasty, soup, or a pub sandwich (€12–16 [$13–18]).
3:35
PM
Arrive Port Isaac → The Old School Hotel
Use the harbor car park (satnav PL29 3RD) — do not attempt the village lanes with the GLA. Check in, then a golden-hour wander among the fishing boats and narrow streets (Doc Martin territory). Dinner at the hotel or a harborside restaurant.
Thu · Aug 13Tintagel · St Nectan's GlenToday
Timed ticket · 11:00am Tintagel entry booked for 11:00am. Park in the village (PL34 0DG, pay-and-display), allow 15 minutes' walk to the gate — arrive by 10:45. Bathrooms are at the bottom of the hill just inside the entrance; use them before heading up.
10:00
AM
Coastal drive to Tintagel
45 scenic minutes on the B3263 after a slow harbor-morning breakfast.
11:00
AM
Timed Entry
Tintagel Castle — King Arthur's cliff
Medieval ruins on an Atlantic headland, reached by the dramatic 2019 footbridge. There are proper steps down and up — take it slowly, pause often, and let the views be the excuse. The clifftop panorama with sea on three sides is among the trip's best. Allow 2–2.5 hours. £15 [€17 / $19].
2:00
PM
St Nectan's Glen — the sacred waterfall
Five minutes away: a mossy woodland gorge where a waterfall pours through a stone kieve into a pool below. The 20-minute path in is well maintained (a little uneven in spots — comfortable shoes). Entry ~€5 [$6] at the hut. Don't rush it — this quiet green place is one of the most memorable stops in the whole UK leg.
4:00
PM
Back to Port Isaac — rest, final harbor walk, pack
Dinner at 7, early bed at 9 — tomorrow is the long drive north to Wales.
Fri · Aug 14Cornwall → WalesToday
Timed ticket · 2:00pm Portmeirion entry booked for 2:00pm. Be at the tollbooth by 1:50. Satnav LL48 6ER; parking free at the main car park.
10:15
AM
Depart Port Isaac north
~2.5 hours to Harlech via A30 → A487 → A496. Harlech Castle sits directly on the coastal road — a natural stop, not a detour.
12:30
PM
Lunch Stop
Harlech — lunch at Caffi Castell + a first look
Light lunch at the castle café (€8–12 [$9–13]), then a 30-minute look at the mighty crag-top exterior and the Cardigan Bay views. Save the full castle visit for tomorrow — today Portmeirion sets the clock.
Parking LL46 2YH · £2–4
2:00
PM
Timed Entry · Centenary Year
Portmeirion — Italy on the Welsh coast
Clough Williams-Ellis's dream village, 100 years old in 2026: pastel Mediterranean facades, a campanile, subtropical gardens, and estuary views. 2.5 hours of slow wandering — the piazza, the cliff walk to the rotunda, the famous pottery shop. Cobbled paths, so comfortable shoes, and benches everywhere for pausing. (Fans of The Prisoner will recognize every corner.)
Open until 6:30pm · pay tollbooth accepts card
4:45
PM
Criccieth — Bron Eifion Hotel
Just 14 minutes on. Check in, then a soft-sand stroll on Criccieth Beach with the castle ruins on the headland. Dinner at Bron Eifion, or Dylan's in Pwllheli (10 minutes; excellent).
Conf DBM91497783870657 · 01766 522 385
Sat · Aug 15Three Castles → ConwyToday
Cadw 3-Day Explorer Pass — in hand Your pass covers Caernarfon, Harlech, Conwy, and Beaumaris across today and tomorrow. Keep it handy at each entrance — no tickets to buy.
9:00
AM
Criccieth Castle headland — free morning walk
Llywelyn the Great's cliff-top ruin above the beach: 30 minutes around the exterior, sea views included, no ticket needed. Checkout 9:45.
10:15
AM
The Priority Castle
Caernarfon Castle — 2 hours
The most famous castle in Wales: polygonal towers, banded stonework, the Eagle Tower — built by Edward I to intimidate, and it still works. The 11am guided tour (£5, first-come at the desk, 45 min) is worth catching. Then lunch at the Black Boy Inn, pouring since 1522, five minutes' walk away.
Covered by Cadw 3-day pass · parking LL55 2AY
2:00
PM
Harlech Castle — the full visit
45 minutes back south for yesterday's promise kept: battlements over Cardigan Bay with Snowdonia behind — arguably the most dramatic setting of all four. 1–1.5 hours.
4:30
PM
Arrive Conwy — The Castle Hotel, 3 nights
Inside the medieval walls on High Street. Evening quay walk — Conwy Castle photographs best from the harbor in low light. Dinner at The Albion or The Liverpool Arms.
Conf DBM78897108267232 · 01492 582800 · non-refundable rate
Sun · Aug 16Conwy · BeaumarisToday
9:30
AM
Conwy Castle + the town walls
Eight towers over the estuary with Snowdonia behind — 1.5–2 hours, then as much of the 1.3km medieval wall walk (free, the best-preserved in Britain) as feels right. Lunch at a harbor café.
Covered by Cadw 3-day pass
1:30
PM
Easiest Castle
Beaumaris Castle, Isle of Anglesey
25 minutes over the Menai Bridge. The last and most perfect of Edward I's castles — never finished, beautifully symmetrical, ringed by a moat, and flat throughout: the most comfortable castle of the four. Ice cream on the Georgian waterfront after, then back to Conwy by 4.
Covered by Cadw 3-day pass · parking LL58 8AP · no café on site
Mon · Aug 17Snowdonia (Weather Call)Today
9:00
AM
Decide at Breakfast
Clear skies → Snowdonia scenic loop
A drive-and-stroll day, no serious walking: Betws-y-Coed (stone bridges, cafés), Swallow Falls (short easy walk from the car park), the roadside jaw-dropper at Ogwen Valley, then a flat lakeside amble at Llyn Padarn in Llanberis with mountain reflections on the water. Lunch at Pete's Eats, a Llanberis institution. Back in Conwy by 4:30 for the farewell-Wales dinner.
Check MeteoBlue / BBC Weather for Llanberis at breakfast · mountains run ~18°F cooler — bring layers
Alt
Rain
Grey skies → a genuinely lovely Conwy day
Independent shops on High Street, Aberconwy House (Conwy's oldest medieval merchant house, ~€7 [$8]), a long harbor lunch, and reading time. Not a consolation prize — the castle photographs beautifully in overcast light.
Tue · Aug 18Shakespeare · Oxford · WindsorToday
9:00
AM
Depart Conwy — the long drive south
~3h15 to Stratford-upon-Avon (A55 → M56 → M6 → M42 → A46). Confirm the early breakfast with the hotel tonight.
12:15
PM
Anne Hathaway's Cottage — roadside photo stop
Slow drive past the famous thatched Tudor farmhouse in Shottery (satnav CV37 9HH) — the iconic facade shows itself from the road. Then five minutes into town; park on Southern Lane (CV37 6BA).
1:30
PM
Shakespeare's Grave
Holy Trinity Church
Approach along the lime-tree avenue — one of the loveliest church entrances in England. In the chancel (£5 [$6] donation): Shakespeare's grave with its famous curse inscription, the painted funerary monument (the best likeness made within living memory of him), and Anne Hathaway beside him. Sit a moment in the nave; the riverside peace is the point. 30–45 minutes.
2:15
PM
The Actors' Pub
Lunch at The Dirty Duck
Two minutes along the river: the Royal Shakespeare Company's local since forever, walls covered in signed cast photos, swans on the Avon off the terrace. Mains €14–18 [$15–20]. Walk-in is usually fine midweek; to be safe, 01789 297312.
3:30
PM
Oxford — golden-stone walkabout + cream tea
Park at Gloucester Green (OX1 2JH). A compact loop: Radcliffe Camera, the Bodleian's Schools Quad (Harry Potter filmed here), the Bridge of Sighs, Broad Street and Blackwell's bookshop. Then scones with clotted cream at the Vaults & Garden Café, in the 14th-century undercroft beside the Radcliffe Camera — walk in, no reservation (€8–12 [$9–13]). Leave by 5pm sharp.
6:30
PM
Windsor — secure parking first, then dinner
Go straight to The Castle Hotel Windsor (satnav SL4 1ER) to claim parking — £30 [$36]/night, first-come. Evening stroll past the illuminated castle walls, dinner nearby or across the bridge on Eton High Street. Early bed: flights tomorrow.
Conf 29258B0140223 / 37346SG070512 · 01753 851577 · breakfast included
Wed · Aug 19Home ✈️Today
Flight timing — non-negotiable Karen must leave Windsor by 12:00pm (LHR arrival deadline 12:50 for the 3:50pm departure). Linda can stretch to 1:00pm, but it's tight. No shopping or sightseeing detours this morning.
8:00
AM
One last castle walk
Quick breakfast (included), then an hour around Windsor Castle's exterior with coffee — photos, no queues, no tickets. Checkout by 9:30, confirm parking was paid, car loaded by 9:45.
10:00
AM
Windsor → Heathrow → return the car
~30 minutes via the M4. Drive straight into the Hertz lot and walk in — don't valet. Luggage tags printed, passports and rental documents at hand.
3:50
PM
Karen flies · VS 153 → JFK → Columbus 10:35pm
Then at 5:45pm, Linda · DL 21 → Seattle → Portland 11:54pm. Twenty-eight days, two countries' worth of castles, eight Norwegian ports, and one very full camera roll. Safe travels home. 🧡